|Death cause:||Squashed by himself|
|Played by:||Jeremy Theobald|
The Men were a number of progressively larger versions of a man who lived in an apartment.
The man was irritated by the smaller version of himself, and began tearing up his apartment in an attempt to find and squash the little bug. He left his phone off the hook, before sinking the receiver into a jug of water to keep his flat quiet. He then saw a piece of cloth move across the floor, so jumped across the room to reveal the small version of himself. He watched it raise a shoe and slam it down, before he repeated the action to squash the tiny creature. A larger version of himself then appeared behind him, before he too was squashed.